what do kim k and kale have in common?

well, besides their names starting with k..

I just learned that before 2012, Pizza Hut was the largest buyer of kale in the US, but it was only used as garnish for their salad bars.... what? You mean I've been staring at kale for years but had no idea it would end up being the hottest, hippest food in the world? That's where you come in, Kim. You were friends with Paris Hilton? OJ Simpson's lawyer's daughter? Now you're the hottest, most selfie-taking thing in the world. You were that weird floofy salad bar garnish. Now you're married to Kanye West. WHO EVEN KNEW.

divorces are hard on all of us.

uuugggghh. the worst part of other people's divorces is old photos with the 'ex' in them. totally ruined.

keep it together for the children... and the throwback thursdays.

a blog? seriously?

i know, that's exactly what i was thinking. who even looks at these anymore?


.. is anyone out there?

... just me?